Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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