I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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