their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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