I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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