One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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