you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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