Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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