true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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