that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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