i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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