ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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