Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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