I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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