I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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