i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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