I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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