That's intense
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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