I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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