I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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