It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
you never un-have a 4some
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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