Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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