idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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