The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this beer tastes like vomit already
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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