I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
COCAINE IS GR8
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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