On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It's shark week go big or go home
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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