the day after is always just damage control
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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