I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Barsexuality is the new black.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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