singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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