And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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