I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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