Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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