Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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