well most of my day revolves around power hour
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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