he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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