so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
it's great music for shaving your balls
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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