Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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