careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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