I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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