this just has baby written all over it
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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