God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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