one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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