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And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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