I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
sex in a hospital.. check
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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