For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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