I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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