do herpes really smell.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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