sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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