Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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