i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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