I wanna bring you to show and tell
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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